officialunitedstates:

“fbi” i yell, kicking down your apartment door.

you sit up, shaken, asking whats going on

“ill be asking the questions” i yell as i kick down your closet door

there’s just coats in there you tell me

“fbi” i scream as i kick down your bathroom door

what are you doing you say

“you got any more doors?” i ask

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